Do Not Mix With Alcohol

I can't sleep, I am tired and cranky. I want rest. I want to be able to relax. My body aches, it is hot up in this joint and I swear that I hear my stalker neighbor again outside in the bushes. I am telling you now, I will cut them down and plant roses. I am irritable and on meds! I want alcohol, but Nooooo it doesn't go with medication..not even prescription meds. I even asked like what meds can I take that alcohol is ok? They looked at me like I was the weird one. Sober bitches. WTF who died and made them the FDA?!? Right?

So im sipping on some red wine when I realize hey this is good for my heart too so I pop some pill for my blood pressure and have a good ol' time. Not a gay one, just a good one. I decided I wanted some relaxing music so I put on a Pearl Jam cd and try to drift off to sleep. Nothing! I am up dancing on my bed in my trunks like this is the finals on dancing with the stars and I just hit my stride doing the mambo. MMM mambo makes me think of mangos! I love mangos...Im gonna go get one. Be right back chicas and chicos!

Ok I am back, excuse the mess I just at a mango and popped some pop corn. Im a rebel tonight! Well I realized that red wine has alcohol in it so now I am scared. Will I die? Will.I.Am hehe! So now I have to wait til Monday to call my doctor to make sure im not gonna see the almighty up stairs! Thats a funny term..."The almighty upstairs" Like he's your uncle who is upstairs in his own loft or attic. When I think of upstairs I always think of Rhoda from The Mary Tyler Moore Show Hehe! She lived in that broom closet above Mary's studio apartment while Phyllis had that nice house under them both hehe!

Well I am gonna take a few more pills to ready myself for bed. Hope the vodka I just took a shot of doesn't interfere, but I had to use something to swallow the vicodin. That and it calms my nerves and with the noises in the bushes outside I am a wreck, but my skin looks fabulous, thanks Loreal! Well Im craving some more salt from the pop corn hehe and the doctor told me I couldn't have salt...hmmm!