Random Thoughts

The nights are cold, but the days are warm, I hate that. The wind feels good, but the dust is annoying. I have dirt in my eyes and my allergies are going wild. I like vitamin C. It's almost an addiction...no Twitter is an addiction. My neighbor is stalking me. I might fight fire with fire. Does anyone have a match? I feel dirty oh so dirty. I'm writing this after I worked out and I'm sweaty. I bought new undies, they are trunks and I like them. They make me feel free. I have lost 32 pounds and most importantly 3 inches. I fit pants I haven't fit in. I'm really motivated and cheese cake has no more hold on me. I'm sorry cheese cake I still love you...we just need to see other people for awhile. Oprah is losing weight, were losing weight together. Hehe!Republicans are really digging themselves a huge hole. They really seem to be playing playground politics. They forget that the people are waiting for responsibility. Bush is gone and they have to stand on their own. Mission Accomplished, were in debt. I'm in debt...just send our debt to debt consolidation and get our debt negotiated down. These guys are awesome. I saved a lot. I also once saved a gold fish. Well I did scoop it out of its tank, but I put Schwimmy back in his tank. Thus I call that a save hehe!I'm burping up my vitamin C that I took a few minutes ago. Better take another so I know it's working. Oh I will Twitter about this, Oh and write a blog for MySpace, Oh and a note on Facebook...yeah me I have too much crap online. I'm becoming Perez Hilton...ewww, ewww~! I would hate me! I do hate me!So what happening with you? Yes you? This paragraph is especially for you! Did you see High School Reunion? I did and now I wish I hadn't. Drama, to say the least. How about American Idol? Adam is really good huh? I also like Kris, what do you think? Really? I disagree and thats fine cause were friends. Oh really? Well were done! Don't talk to me no more! I'm sulking now in my dispair so now is not the time to make nice! I'll be fine! Oh and this paragraph wasn't just for you! I hate you!This paragraph is for everyone else. I don't see why people have to be such bullies. My mom always said bullies are insecure, but they look pretty secure when they try to make you do things. I mean bad things. I feel dirty! I'm dry now. Global warming sucks and so do teleprompters. Why can't Obama just do it freestyle? Reagan did and he was cool. I still here his voice, weird huh? I know! He's the bully! Well him and Bill O'Reilly! I hate him, he makes me feel dirty!Well thats all for now, its my turn with the bong heheheheheeeee! Is that a lion on my bed? Roar, grrrr! Give my best to Mariam ya'll!!SAS Newsletter 2009

I am Rejuvenated!

Oh how I feel my life is not complete. I mean I have wanted to do so much. I have always wanted to do theatre. I have always wanted to dabble in comedy writing. I have always wanted to make my own sex tape. Ok Ok the last one was...done a few years ago, but I wasn't happy with the solo job! Plus I used a stunt double.

I have really been upset with the days news. Obama's Trillion doallar stimulus to buy up toxic debt, Octo-mom's children ruining our well fare services, and the fact that Cloris Leechman is returning to Dancing With The Stars which is byfar the most devastating of all these news.

I am really tired of all this Dick Chenney talk and why is he still alive. I thought we took the vp behind back and shot them during the parade. I mean Obama should have made a crass statement about Chenney and not special olympic children. Where was his teleprompter at that moment! Hehe! Should have done Letterman lol!

I guess Letterman said it best when he said nothing at all. Leno moves to 10pm soon which will be great since I don't watch him at 11:35 I will now not watch him at 10:00pm! I will however find myself staying up longer to watch Jimmy Fallon. He's cute and funny too. My kind of guy. Obama will pre-emp Idol tomorrow night and all The Adam fans will ofcourse lower Obama's approval rating come Wednesday morning. I bet it happens hehe!

Well I took a vacation from blogging and I am refreshed as I guess I can ever be. Oh well. I have a stalker nieghbor guy and some young guy flirting with me on the internet so I guess what I am trying to say is how excited I am about a new episode of The Mentalist tomorrow night!

Oh How I Loathe Newscorp

I was enjoying the night. I was outside in the fresh California air. It was so peacefull and relaxing. There I was feeling the crisp cool air against my skin. It was rejuvenating and not in the way I feel after putting on moisturizers. No it was like a renewel of my mind. I took numerous deep breaths as if I was clearing out my lungs. Then it hit me...

I was taking the trash out and all this enhaling is causing me to black out. I dumped the trash and came back home just to find out that my mother locked me out of my very own house! This was sad. I thought to myself why would she do this. My mom is such a sweet lady, but a bit ditzy. In this case she was extremely ditzy! Thank God that ditz left a window open.

So after giving her 5 minute guilt trip I was off to my office to check my Twitter and MySpace when I realized that an innocent link I left on my MySpace was disabled by MySpace and the Fox' parent company Newscorp! Why would they do such an evil thing? Is it because im to the left of them, was it the abgry e-mail I left for Greta Van Susteren? Oh well they disabled it and accused it of being spam. Yes I sent spam to myself! Dumb ass!

So now Im annoyed and debating on Youtubing a anti Fox and MySpace video and then posting it on MySpace hehe! I will Twitter it though...my hatred. I mean if I had to do all my stuff through Facebook I'd be lost. I don't understand or like Facebook one bit. Id like have to relearn all my friends. Did you ever notice how some of your friends are one way on MySpace and another on Facebook? I have...

I mean thats funny cause it's just a click away from one site to another. I can easily go straight from one to another and see how you went from a conservative on Facebook to a silly liberal on myspace while being a deviant on Twitter, and your porn video on Xtube is unacceptable...you know who you are! Or do you? Or do you?

In the end I am fine now, I just needed to come blog about it here on Blogger instead of on MySpace or adding a note to Facebook! Oh the irony!