I'm Kevelting Here!

I am lying here doing a blog cause my back is still in pain. I see the doctor on Monday, but I can't help, but to wonder what caused this. I mean I am not a weight lifter...I just do cardio and some strengthening excercizes. I am a wimp, but a former 11 time world backyard wrestling champion so don't scoff at me. Sheesh!

I did buy an abrocket, maybe that did it to me. I got it to work on my lack of abs hehe! I saw how in one month you could drop a whole dress size or two. I want to drop a dress size or tqwo, thus I bought it hehe! I am really excited to have done this. Well unless this is what happened.

I was told that it take 2 to 3 days for whatever happened to do this to someones back. Well on Easter my back was real sore so I took it easy. I didn't hunt for any eggs or eat easter dinner. I did eat some chicken. Oh I love that chicken hehe! I have to say really I am at wits end over what could have happened.

I have missed a lot of work and in this economy that aint good. I will make up for it by pan handling on the main streets. That or becoming a male gigilo, I have the legs for it lol! I am really having with drawls. I need mangos hehe! I guess what I am trying to say is you can stay away from work and get to where you need it. I know I took the long way around to get to the gist of it. I apologize hehe!

I miss my employees and the fun we have on a daily bases. I guess when I return to work Ill be refreshed and eager to go. Or maybe Ill be even more cynical...ooooh I like that better. I am able to shuffle more and more now. Its turning into a walk. I like that, I can get up using my muscular soccer legs hehe! I have issues sitting and gettintg out of bed.

I am so glad Im not a whore cause sex would suck, which is all I can do for now...just kidding....I am a gentleman hehe! I am in a lot of pain, but the meds help a lot. The first couple days they didn't and I was un movable pain. I had back spasms after be sent home from work. I cried, there I admit...I cried. Seriously that aint NO suprise when it comes to me. I cry at the drop of a hat...depends on how much I paid and how dirty hehe!

Well Ive ramble enough, I have to do some walking. The doctor said not to rest too much or the muscle gets stiff so I walk around the house like an 80 year old man. A jewish man cause I say oy vei and "Im kavelting here" its good stuff. I need a series on NBC hehe!